I pulled up to the house about seven or eight,
and I yelled to the cabby, "Go home, smell your wiener."

The story:

My little sister was actually the one who misheard these lyrics. We were watching the Fresh Prince one day and singing along to the theme song. During the cab driver lines, she stopped singing and acted disgusted. I then dragged out of her what she thought were the correct lyrics, and laughed hysterically. It actually took me several years to convince her that Will Smith didn't really want the cabby to go home and smell his wiener. Now we are all grown up and laugh about this at family functions.