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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I passed all of my guns
    When you walked in the room
    But your eyes were like Dahmer's
    And they cut right through

    Artist: Bryan Adams
    Song: Somebody
    Real Lyric: Thought I saw the MadonnaWhen you walked in the roomBut your eyes were like diamondsAnd they cut right through



    The story:

    I'd been covering the song at gigs for 3 or 4 years, and the bass player out of the support band asked me in a puzzled tone what I'd sung. I told him and he asked who the hell was Dahmer? I said "Jeffrey Dahmer the serial killer!"
    He burst out laughing and told me the real lyrics. I was still on the mike at the time!

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