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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I opened up my mind
    Well, come and guard me
    Words always fail me

    To a-love someone
    I dont doooo

    Ask why I had a store
    That man don't work for me
    I owe nothing

    To a-love someone
    Like I don't a-know what to do

    Hog tie got down a line
    And

    Artist: Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
    Song: Cowboy
    Real Lyric: I opened up my mouthWhat come out don't matterWords always get in the wayAsk why I ain't a starThat man don't work for meI hold nothin' to a love songGotta know itI...And I can't even do itOh Lord, mercyTo love someone who can...

    The story:

    I always thought my interpretation of the lyrics wasn't right, due to Jon and the group's faux-twangy delivery of the lyrics... ;)

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    Submitted by

    ponsonby_britt

    Submitted on

    4/4/2013 12:27 am

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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