I never spend less than an hour,
Washin' my hair in the shower,
It always takes five hours to make it straight,
So I'll braid it in a zillion braids,
Though it may take all friggin' day,
There's no body else better to do anyway

The story:

I was sitting in class singing it under my breath when my boyfriend passed by and heard me sing it and started bursting out laughing! I was like "whoa what are you laughing about?" and he's like "you could do me!" and then finally clued me in on my mistake.