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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I´m a Monkey veteran, a multi medial bone a fine celebrity
    I´ve got an allergy to Perrier,
    daily a responsibility
    I´m a hutin tutin cowboy, the Peter Pan, the street credit building, always taking the point with my gun patrol fraternity

    Artist: Marillion
    Song: Incommunicado
    Real Lyric: I'm a Marquee veteran, a multi-media bonafide celebrityI've got an allergy to Perrier, daylight and responsibilityI'm a rootin-tootin cowboy, the Peter Pan, the street credibilityalways taking the point with the dawn patrol fraternity
    The story:

    Oh... my english is not so bad, I thought... the singer only has a baked potatoe in his mouth and is not stoned...

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    7/15/2004 11:02 am

    Age it happened

    23

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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