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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I love you sweetly

    Artist: Black Sabbath
    Song: Sweet Leaf
    Real Lyric: I love you sweet leaf
    The story:

    My girlfriend and I are both musicians and really dig old
    heavy metal. One time when we were cranking a Black
    Sabbath CD, Sweet Leaf started playing. I got really
    pumped and started singing "I love you Sweetly." My
    girlfriend asked what the hell I was singing. When I told
    her, she looked at me like a space alien and informed
    me that the song was an ode to the joy of pot smoking.
    I felt like a dumb *** and limmediately ost about 50
    points on the heavy metal credibility meter.

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