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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I love you, always forever
    near and far, close sit together

    Artist: Donna Lewis
    Real Lyric: I love you, always forevernear and far, closer together



    The story:

    When this song came out, I was in like first grade, and I always
    thought that "clost sit together" meant that she wanted to sit next
    to her guy when they and all their friends went out to movies and
    dinner or whatever...a bunch of years later, my sister told me the
    right line...

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