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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I love her body,
    especially the lines

    Artist: Beautiful South
    Song: Perfect 10
    Real Lyric: I love her body,especially the lies

    The story:

    I always thought that refrain was about a beautiful mid-aged woman... I became quite desillusioned when I found out the real lyrics.
    I still find my lyrics way better... a song against plastic surgery and botox injections

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    Submitted by

    ausversehnsucht

    Submitted on

    5/18/2008 8:12 am

    Age it happened

    25

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    it is the right text, I looked it up i the booklet. http://www.lyricsdepot.com/the-beautiful-south/perfect-10.html

    ausversehnsucht Jun 04, 2008 1:22 am

    "Especially the lies?" That can't be right, can it?

    mr_ben Jun 03, 2008 8:43 pm