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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I know a place where I keep the best of things.
    I'm not going to wait for monkeys of heaven...

    Artist: Icehouse
    Song: The Kingdom
    Real Lyric: I know a place where I keep the best of things.I'm not going to wait for my piece of heaven.But where's there's a road leads to the Promised Land,Just turn the key, the key to the kingdom.
    The story:

    This is from the Colours album by Icehouse, from about 1986. I listened to it for several years before ever reading the lyrics on the CD sleeve. I always thought "monkeys of heaven" didn't make much sense, but then a lot of rock lyrics don't make sense (like most of Yes' lyrics).

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    Submitted on

    3/20/2006 1:41 pm

    Age it happened

    30

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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