I kick it to my fingers
I kick it to my toes

The story:

For years I wondered why a truck would make someone feel three feet thick. As the song played on the car radio during a date, my girlfriend turned and said "I need a new drug too". I turned and said "what didjya say?" She said "you heard me!" I said "Is that what you said, a new drug?" She said "this isn't really as much fun as I thought it would be." I smiled and said "I need a new DRUG!!! - not a truck! - what isn't fun?" She said "You know what I'm talking about." I (slightly delerious from my lyric revelation) said "that what the've been saying all these years! Damn it!" She said "We haven't been dating that long, just a few months" I remained quiet and listened to the song for a while and finally said "Can you belive it 'I need a new drug - not truck'" I was still smiling and she grew furious and yelled "LET ME OUT OF THIS JUNKER RIGHT NOW!". (I drove an AMC Hornet - with a broken passenger seat that I'd prop up with a beer cooler for dates). I replied "What - what's the matter". She yelled "Goddamn you, you were happy that I don't want to go out anymore!" I became very confused, but I continued driving but missed the exit on the highway and she went postal (before going postal was popular). The date continued to deteriorate and I vaguely remember thinking that "So this is what a s**t sandwich tastes like".