I just want you to fart on my young.

The story:

I had initially heard the song half way through on
the radio. It wasn't too long until I realized that
I was wrong. I mean, you know that that can't be
the lyrics, but until you listen to the song again,
your just left wondering what the hell the artist
was actually singing. I heard the song on the radio
again a few more times, and about the third time I
realized what the real lyrics were. This kind of
thing happen to me a lot, so I wasn't really embarrassed.