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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I hear this voice say don't be so blond.

    Artist: Saliva
    Song: Always
    Real Lyric: I hear this voice say don't be so blind.

    The story:

    Up until very recently, I was 100% sure that the singer was berating himself for being "so blond" i.e., stupid. I thought it was a clever lyric, so I was singing this in the car when my sister scrunched up her face and said, "you're kidding, right?" She thinks it's especially funny since I'm blond, but I reminded her I'm not blond at the roots. So there.

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