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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I have a lump of poop in my eye

    Artist: Martin Page
    Song: In the House of Stone and Light
    Real Lyric: I hope love will open my eyes

    The story:

    I can't take credit, there was an ad on the radio that said you
    shouldn't listen to soft rock because they had lyrics like this. But it
    really does sound like this and now I can't hear it any differently
    whenever the song comes on.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    8/2/2007 10:55 am

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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