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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I got no towl, but i get one again
    You never gonna keep me towl

    Artist: Chumbawamba
    Song: Tubthumping
    Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up againYou're never gonna keep me down

    The story:

    This song was in the fifa 98 soccer edition for the pc. I really loved it, so i sang it allot. Few years later i discussed the game and the song with friends. I thought the towl had something to do with guys showering after a match. When i saw this site i knew i was very very wrong. still a nice song though.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    9/3/2007 2:03 pm

    Age it happened

    21

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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