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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I got a woman, one I bought all day.

    Artist: Led Zeppelin
    Real Lyric: I got a woman, wanna ball all day.



    The story:

    I woke up this morning with this song stuck in my head, and was answering email from a friend when I realized I didn't know the actual song title. So I went to google it, but I also blanked on the name of the band; all I could remember was Robert Plant. So I googled him, got Led Zeppelin, googled (lyrics "I got a woman" Zeppelin), and got "Hey Hey What Can I Do". I wasn't planning on actually LOOKING at the lyrics, but there right in the google descriptions was *I got a woman* in bold followed by two words I'd never heard before. "Wanna ball all day"? Bullsh... Somebody screwed up. But every lyrics page I went to said the same thing. It was me...I've been wrong for 38 years? Oh, the pain....

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