I Go Wee

The story:

I hadn't heard the song for years, but when I was a kid, I just thought the song was about a woman going for a pee, (which doesn't seem odd when you're a kid). When I was 17 my mum bought the Best Of album, and when the song came on, I sang my version of it. My mum then pointed out the real lyrics, and I was so saddened that the lyrics I thought she was singing all these years turned out to be very innocent. I think 'I Go Wee' is funnier, and I still sing it now for a laugh! I mean, come on, if you listen REALLY carefully, it STILL sounds like she's singing 'I Go Wee' - she just doesn't pronounce the 'K' at all.