I go around to tie my shoe, just to waste my time with you.

The story:

The first time I heard this song, I was convinced that my lyric was
right, though it sounded a bit strange. Then, several years later
while playing Rockband with friends, it was my turn to sing. I chose
Dirty Little Secret and actually stopped singing when this part of
the song came up out of shock. I still haven't lived it down.