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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I drive all night
    To keep her home in time

    Artist: One Direction
    Song: Story of my Life
    Real Lyric: I drive all nightTo keep her warm and time

    The story:

    I genuinely thought he took an interest in
    her curfew.

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    Submitted by

    thewiseoldsagebrush

    Submitted on

    4/9/2014 7:42 pm

    Age it happened

    12

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    I thought it said "story of my life, i dig a hole, i drive all night, to keep it all in time"

    candypants Jun 03, 2014 7:36 pm