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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
    But I think that God's got a sixth sense and humour

    Artist: Depeche Mode
    Real Lyric: I don't want to start any blasphemous rumoursBut I think that God's got a sick sense of humour



    The story:

    I'm not religious person, but for me it was absolutely clear that God must have a sixth sense - and of course humour... I didn't really have an eye on the whole text and what it is all about. The embarrassing revelation came when I was talking to a girl friend who was a real Depeche Mode fanatic. I told her one of my favourites is "Blasphemous Rumours" and when she replied "Yes, it's a great one", I started to sing those stupid lines. She looked very very amused and was grinning at me. "Are you sure you understood the song?" was her only comment. She told me its real meaning and I felt very stupid that moment.

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