The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was singing loudly in my room after my boyfriend and I had just broken up,and my mom,knowing I was depressed,knew not to come in and disturb me,but she started laughing really hard from the hallway(she was passing through) and I asked what the hell was wrong with her(depressed,remember) and she said,"Eat shampoo?It's 'stare at you'...Um?"I was on pain pills at the time(fractured wrist) and I was upset about my boyfriend!Not my fault!
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Anonymous
Submitted on
2/12/2006 6:03 pm
Age it happened
11
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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