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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I don't want to be a won ton

    Artist: Rob Thomas
    Song: Something to Be
    Real Lyric: I don't want to be walked on
    The story:

    Chinese food on the brain? I knew that couldn't be what he was saying, but that's what it sounded like to me. Even my wife who got me hooked on his music couldn't tell what he was saying exactly--we had to Google the lyrics.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    12/23/2005 11:55 pm

    Age it happened

    36

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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