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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I don't think you're ready for this jelly,
    Cos this food's delicious for ya now

    Artist: Destiny's Child
    Song: Bootylicious
    Real Lyric: I don't think you're ready for this jelly,Cos I'm Bootylicious for ya now

    The story:

    My young children were singing this and asked what the lyrics were, and what they meant. To avoid long discussions about booty, I managed to convine them that my version was correct and that it was a song about eating all your dinner.

    Worked well for quite a long time!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    10/4/2006 11:54 pm

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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