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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I didn't mean to call you fat
    I can't remember what was said or what you threw
    at me
    Please tell me...
    Please tell me why my car is in the freight yard

    Artist: Lit
    Song: My Own Worst Enemy
    Real Lyric: I didn't mean to call you thatI can't remember what was said or what you threw at mePlease tell me...Please tell me why my car is in the front yard

    The story:

    I think I had something against fat people when I
    was younger; it took me a while to hear it
    correctly. I literally just found out on
    kissthisguy that it's actually the front yard.

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    Submitted by

    thesurefurewinner

    Submitted on

    11/25/2014 7:00 pm

    Age it happened

    17

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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