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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I crucified my hate and held the word within my hand;
    This human time and logic are the reasons we don't understand;

    Artist: Yes
    Song: Close to the Edge
    Real Lyric: I crucified my hate and held the word within my hand;There's you, the time, the logic or the reasons we don't understand;
    The story:

    I (used to be?) an avid Role-Player, so naturally, I was all about things of fantasy. I heard that lyric and thought, man, these guys are great. Someone handed me the lyric sheet (my album hadn't come with one) and I went, "Oh? That's got to be mistranscribed." I'm still not convinced I'm wrong as Yes are so wonderfully "out there". Consider, too, that Jon Anderson is a (self-admitted) Elven type.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/23/2003 9:20 am

    Age it happened

    17

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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