I chime in with a
Haven't you ever heard of closing the garden door?
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a
sense of poison rationality

The story:

I think 'poison rationality' would fit better with the song then
the original words.

I convinced my parents, sister, and three friends who have
heard of P!atD but haven't heard any of the songs that these
were the real words.

So, not the most interesting/funny story. Probably the
blandest.