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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I can't hide no more Augie Dog-ness

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: I can't light no more of your darkness

    The story:

    Augie Doggie was a Hanna-Barbera cartoon character - his "Dear Old Dad" used to speak like Jimmy Durante. I don't think I ever really knew what the real lyrics were until I looked it up to submit this. I just knew there was no reason why Elton John would want to speak like Jimmy Durante in the first place, much less suddenly decide to stop.

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    I heard it that way, too, and still sing it that way - after all, this is the same artist that put Sugar Bear in a lyric a year later!

    lonelysummer Aug 21, 2015 4:08 am