The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was only slightly embarrassed by an understanding female friend.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
9/25/2001 7:56 am
Age it happened
18
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
Yes
Was partying involved?
No
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If someone can kiss their own cock at night. Night after night, without getting a severely sore back, I'd be impressed!
bokke1 May 17, 2011 6:56 pm
Me either, JMonkey. Hell, if I could do that, I would never leave the house . . . unless it were to sell tickets.
lost_bob Oct 29, 2009 2:15 pm
LOL!!! I heard about this one a long time ago and now I always hear it this way.
TheSaxyOne Oct 13, 2009 9:22 am
Man, I haven't laughed that hard in so long. There were tears... I love the comment from lost_bob. That would be impressive!
cazmilner Mar 13, 2009 1:15 am
I always thought it was 'c**k' too - was disappointed when someone finally advised me it was merely 'car'. I thought Shania was kind of badass..... :(
Kazcita Jan 21, 2009 4:59 am
I have to admit, if somebody could kiss their own cock at night, I would be pretty impressed. I'm just saying. . .
lost_bob Oct 01, 2008 12:13 pm
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cock could be a chicken :P
benoticed Oct 07, 2012 10:20 am