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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I can fly higher than a Negro...

    Artist: Bette Midler
    Real Lyric: I can fly higher than an eagle...

    The story:

    This one actually came from Tom Harper, a co-worker of mine. He used to work at a soft rock radio station and one day he got a call from an angry old woman. She was complaining because of this terrible, racist song she had heard on the air. Tom, of course, had no idea what she was talking about and she wouldn't tell him what was so offensive about the song. After much pleading with her, he finally got her to tell him. Needless to say, when he stopped laughing, he told her the correct lyrics. Thanks, Tom, for loaning me your story!

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