The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black
This one actually came from Tom Harper, a co-worker of mine. He used to work at a soft rock radio station and one day he got a call from an angry old woman. She was complaining because of this terrible, racist song she had heard on the air. Tom, of course, had no idea what she was talking about and she wouldn't tell him what was so offensive about the song. After much pleading with her, he finally got her to tell him. Needless to say, when he stopped laughing, he told her the correct lyrics. Thanks, Tom, for loaning me your story!
10/1/1997 12:00 am
Age it happened
Better than original?
Convinced others you were right?
Was partying involved?
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