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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I believe in the rapture, below the waist

    Artist: Fall Out Boy
    Song: Bang The Doldrums
    Real Lyric: Happily ever after, below the waist

    The story:

    As usual, I was driving with my daughter in the car, singing along to this song at top volume. She wasn't able to stifle her laughter, but she did kindly correct me between guffaws.

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    Submitted by

    yuki222

    Submitted on

    3/13/2014 9:42 pm

    Age it happened

    45

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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