I believe in alcohol

The story:

(First: sorry for my bad English...)
My best friend said that it would be like that. I believed him, why not. Although Americans seem to have their problems with everything sexual, but since Britney Spears we know,that you can sing about every dirty (ambigious) s**t. So one day I was sitting together with my girlfriend and her big sister. The Song was on the radio and her sister mentioned that she thinks, the lyrics of that song were so right. I said, that it was to my mind terrible tasteless and only a girl could say something so stupid. She called me a macho then and the evenig was spoiled. Later my girlfriend asked, what was so bad about "kissing the car goodnight". "Eehmm, yeah, humm, well, I meant something different... not in the direct sense.." Shame on me!
Later I met a Canadian Girl. I told her my story when this song was playing on the radio, and she was quite surprised about the real words, too. To her mind it had been "I can't believe you kiss your coffee-knife". So at least I had a more meaningful version!!!