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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I ain't got the time but my daddy thinks I'm blond
    He's trying to make me go to rehab but I go 'no no no'

    The man said 'why you think you hit'
    I said 'I gotta know my dear
    I'm gonna, I'm gonna poop my baby
    so I always keep a b

    Artist: Amy Winehouse
    Song: Rehab
    Real Lyric: I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I'm fineHe's tried to make me go to rehab but I won't go go goThe man said 'why do you think you here'I said 'I got no ideaI'm gonna, I'm gonna lose my babyso I always keep a bottle near'He said 'I just think your depressed,this me, yeah baby, and the rest'

    The story:

    I heard it on the radio and wondered why she was singing about how her dad thinks she's blond, and why she was telling someone she was going to poop her baby. Oh, the mystery. I sing it like this just to get a laugh.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    7/31/2007 3:56 am

    Age it happened

    16

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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