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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hush, Hush....keep it down Doll...this is Gary.

    Artist: Til Tuesday
    Song: Voices Carry
    Real Lyric: Hush, Hush... keep it down Doll, voices carry.

    The story:

    80's channel on DMX is playing in background... I am loading the dishwasher mumbling/singing to songs I clearly didn't know...
    In the middle of this song, I ask my friend what this chick really says... "What do you think she says?" so I told him, with a completely straight and innocent face (thus far I had believed it was scary honestly or Gary)... I got uproarus laughter... I figured it wasn't right, as he caught his breath he muttered the real lyrics... it was a running joke all day...

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    5/11/2004 10:02 pm

    Age it happened

    21

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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