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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    How many times do I have to say this?
    How much is a life on eBay?

    Artist: The Music
    Song: The People
    Real Lyric: how many times do,I have to say this,your match is a light for me babe

    The story:

    I always thought it was an interesting existential comment. I was quite disappointed to find that the correct lyric is just a sappy sweet nothing. And try as I might, a can't find an auction for a life, I guess they have rules against that sort of thing.

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    Submitted by

    LethalCorpse

    Submitted on

    5/7/2008 8:44 am

    Age it happened

    26

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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