The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I asked my sister why Jimmy Clanton had to live in "Missouri" and what did that have to do with the song? She turned to me and started laughing outrageously--and said "he isn't living in Missouri! He's in MISERY!"
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
6/27/2003 7:59 am
Age it happened
15
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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