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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hot dog
    Jumping frog
    Almond Cookies

    Artist: Prefab Sprout
    Real Lyric: Hot dogJumping frogAlberquerque



    The story:

    Weeks, rather than years. The song was sung very, very badly by Jessica Stevenson on the UK sitcom "Spaced", and I'm gussing that her butchering of the song somehow obscured the real lyrics. My brother corrected me some weeks later, but even then I refused to believe it!

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