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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hold your head up (water) Hold your head up (water) Hold your head
    up (water) Hold your head high

    Artist: Argent
    Real Lyric: Hold your head up (woman), hold your head up (woman)Hold your head up (woman), hold your head high



    The story:

    10 minutes ago, 34 years after this song was a hit, I was watching
    a "Midnight Special" DVD with a live performance of this song.
    When they sang the crucial word, complete with signature organ
    trill, I realized they were saying Woman, not Water, as I had thought
    all these years. This is a song that has stuck in my head too - I
    sing it to myself a lot. I always picture a drowning man.

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