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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hold on to that sweet deriere.

    Artist: Journey
    Real Lyric: Hold on to that feeling.

    The story:

    I was driving, my 12 year old daughter was in the back seat, when "Don't Stop Believin'" came on. Just as Steve Perry really starts to wail, my daughter pipes in with, "Ew, that's more than I needed to hear."
    I asked, "What do you mean?"
    And she said, "I don't need to hear about how he's holding on to that sweet deriere. Yuck."
    After I could breathe again and had wiped the tears out of my eyes, I explained to her that he wanted to hold on to that feeling not deriere. Now that's how we always sing those lyrics!

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