The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was telling my boyfriend, Jerry, about this site, quoting the funniest ones I could remember and said "Oh, yeah! And that Toto song 'Africa', 'I bless the rains..." He laughed immediately and said "That's funny." Realizing that he thought I was a misquoting, I asked what he thought the lyrics were and this was his reply. And there we were laughing at all the stupid people in the world. Hee hee!
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Anonymous
Submitted on
12/12/2001 2:12 pm
Age it happened
28
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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