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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hey, you're a crazy b**th
    But you f**k so good I'm on top of it
    When I dream of doin' you all night
    Scratches all down my back to keep my right on

    Artist: Cranberries
    Song: Linger
    Real Lyric: Hey, you're a crazy b**thBut you f**k so good I'm on top of itWhen I dream of doin' you all nightScratches all down my back and my hard on

    The story:

    We couldn't stop laughing. Me and my friend were in stitches when she told me the lyrics that I was singing obnoxiously were wrong...And now that I think of it, I should have known that it was wrong because what guy wants scratches THERE?!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    12/18/2006 5:18 pm

    Age it happened

    15

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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