hey now, you're a rockstar, get the show on, get paid
hey now, you're an all star...get your game on, get laid

The story:

me and my friend were talking on msn, and we were trying to
remember the lyrics. when i offered my suggestion, which seemed
a bit odd, she was like, "and i thought it was meant to be a KIDDY
SONG!" we both couldnt stop laughing and then we looked up the
real lyrics. admittedly we were listening to other songs at the same
times. lol. but it was hilarious :)