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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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Artist: Starship

Song: Sarah

The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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Artist: Iron Maiden

Song: The Prisoner

The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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Artist: Pearl Jam

Song: Jeremy

The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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Hey Love! Darlin' won't you be my honey pie?

Artist: Eric Clapton

Song: Layla

Real Lyric: Layla, darlin' won't you ease my worried mind.

The story:

Friends were discussing the best song of the 70's and voted for Layla. One vowed she'd never heard it. We finally had to play the song for her and she said, "Oh, you mean HEY LOVE?"

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Anonymous

Submitted on

4/28/2006 6:17 pm

Age it happened

30

Better than original?

No

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

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