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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hey little thing let me light your candle, 'cause-a mama I'm sho' off the ha-na-na, yessuram.

    Artist: Black Crowes
    Song: Hard To Handle
    Real Lyric: Hey little thing let me light your candle, 'cause mama I'm sure hard to handle, now gets around

    The story:

    I just now, today, actually, found the correct lyrics for this song. I have been [mis]hearing that for years.

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    Submitted by

    grapie

    Submitted on

    4/4/2009 5:10 am

    Age it happened

    19

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    Thank you! :D I thought I was the only one.

    grapie Jul 20, 2009 8:24 pm

    I misheard it the EXACT same way!

    DNOMN8R Jul 20, 2009 4:21 pm