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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hey kids, tape your knees together

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: Hey kids, shake it loose together



    The story:

    Elton John can be really hard to understand, so I just never really
    listened... and then one day, about 6 months ago I was driving
    listening to Bennie and the Jets, and I actually decided to listen to
    the lyrics. The first line of the song sounds exactly like, 'hey kids,
    tape your knees together', I swear...

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