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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hey, kids
    Shave and lose together
    Your car is hitting zombies that are known to chafe in leather...


    She's got electric boobs
    And mohair shoes
    You know I read it in a magazine...

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: Hey, kidsShake it loose togetherThe spotlight's hitting something that's been known to change the weather...andShe's got electric bootsA mohair suitYou know I read it in a magazine...

    The story:

    Haha, I was watching the movie "27 Dresses" and at the scene where they start singing Bennie and the Jets, my mom started cracking up. I had been singing along to their very wrong lyrics. I don't think, though, that anyone really knows the words to this song, haha, so it should be "open to interpretation." :)

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