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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hey kids, shake those hips together; the spa light's
    hitting something that's been known to change
    forever; we're caulified and cough tonight, so stick
    around

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: Bennie And The Jets
    Real Lyric: Hey kids, shake it loose together; the spotlight's hitting something that's been known to change the weather; we'll kill the fatted calf tonight, so stick around

    The story:

    I looked up the lyrics when I realized that
    "Caulified" sure sounded a lot like "Maxwell
    CAULFIELD", only to find out I was wrong. Hilarity
    ensued.

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    Submitted by

    A_T_A_R_I

    Submitted on

    7/11/2012 5:44 am

    Age it happened

    14

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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