Hey! Come Sit On My Face!

The story:

I was fishing with my uncle in the mountains and we
were listening to the radio when this song came on
and I started to sing along with it. When I sang the
chorus, my uncle looked at me weird, but told me to
sing the chorus again. Then he busted out laughing
asking me how I knew about "face sitting." I didn't
know how to explain to him. So, I just made up an
excuse and said that's how everyone else at school
sings it. He laughed a good 5 minutes or so, looking
at me every second.