The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was, I sh*t you not, fighting a bear with my bare hands (haha I just said bear twice). Anyways, the f*cker really wanted my honey and I was like noooooooo I need it for as a condiment (haha condom) for my escargot! He persisted and told me (cause apparently he can speak.. English at that) these very words. My first reaction was WTF man! Don't call me Baby, tha`'s degrading! Jerk bear!
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Submitted on
11/2/2011 1:45 pm
Age it happened
33
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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