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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hey baby, you got to love honey

    Artist: Led Zeppelin
    Real Lyric: Hey baby, you got the love I need

    The story:

    I was, I sh*t you not, fighting a bear with my bare hands (haha I just said bear twice). Anyways, the f*cker really wanted my honey and I was like noooooooo I need it for as a condiment (haha condom) for my escargot! He persisted and told me (cause apparently he can speak.. English at that) these very words. My first reaction was WTF man! Don't call me Baby, tha`'s degrading! Jerk bear!

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