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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
    we know your weakness our 'rocking sucks'

    Artist: Tenacious D
    Song: Beezleboss
    Real Lyric: Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,we know your weakness our rocking-sauce

    The story:

    Nothing really embarassing happened, i just looked up the lyrics, and was like, 'oh, i'm glad i didn't sing that to my friends!'. this probably isn't funny but there weren't any TD misheard lyrics, and i wanted to put mine up here

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