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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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Artist: Starship

Song: Sarah

The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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Artist: Iron Maiden

Song: The Prisoner

The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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Artist: Pearl Jam

Song: Jeremy

The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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He's the reason for the blood drops on my hot tar,
the only thing that keeps me piing in my piing car, He's the song i keep singing.... don't care why i do...

Artist: Taylor Swift

Song: Teardrops On My Guitar

Real Lyric: He's The Reason For The Teardrops On My Guitar, The Only Thing That Keeps Me Wishing On My Wishing Star,He's The Song In The Car I Keep Singin'... Don't Know Why I Do...

The story:

well, i looked up the lyrics because i thought, why would someone write lyrics as dumb as these.... and then i put them on here

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Anonymous

Submitted on

2/2/2008 8:26 pm

Age it happened

14

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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the song is actually TEARDROPS on my guitar

Taylormaniak Feb 21, 2015 10:07 pm