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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    He's got two left feet and he bites my moobs

    Artist: The Black Kids
    Real Lyric: He's got two left feet and he bites my moves



    The story:

    I just thought, what?
    No way would I teach anyone to dance if they bit me at all, especially not there!
    And perhaps the singer should notify this girl her boyfriend likes to bite other people on the chest!

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    Wow, I just submitted it because I heard the same thing. Shoulda checked first :/

    lacemychucks527 Jun 25, 2009 10:59 pm